HELLO RANDY JOHNSONS,

IF YOU MISSED IT, MY NEWEST GAME

HYPERMALL: UNLIMITED VIOLENCE 

RELEASED INTO EARLY ACCESS LAST TUESDAY. IT'S A GAME ABOUT BEING AN ASSASSIN FOR MURDER DOORDASH. YOU CAN GET IT ON SALE. IT'S LITERALLY NOT A CRIME. YOU CAN PLAY AND BUY AND IT. YOU GET ALL FUTURE UPDATES. AND BONUS STUFF FROM VALENTINE'S DAY. 

YOU CAN EVEN PLAY AS RANDY JOHNSON. HE'S ONE OF THE PRE-MADE QUICKSTART CHARACTERS. 

https://rat-bastard-games.itch.io/hypermall-unlimited-violence

I LOVE YOU

SINCERELY,

THE COMMISSIONER