POSTHUMAN BLUES REAL
// BEGIN TRANSMISSION //
-at was that shaking? Come in, HeavenCraft GT3 unit, status report. Can you hear me, Anaconda Indigo? Come in, H-
SIR, A SECOND FUNDING GOAL HAS BEEN REACHED.
My God, those animals! When will they stop?
THEY CANNOT BE STOPPED, SIR. RIGHT MANIPULATOR DESTROYED. ZETA CANNON INOPERABLE.
So it's come to [INAUDIBLE]. Godhead Trinity III, engage Tactical Asset Denial Protocol. Ensign, get me [INAUDIBLE]
CYANIDE CAPSULES READY, SIR.
FAITH SYNCHRONIZATION 79%.
LEFT ACTUATOR DAMAGED. LOSSES UNKNOWN.
FAITH SYNCHRONIZATION 98%
-ortfolio is going to be so [INAUDIBLE] I said to him, I said "is that your wife or [INAUDIBLE] down 22% last quarter. Oh shit, the m-
PREPARING ASSET DENIAL PACKAGE.
-ood, we're getting out of [INAUDIBLE] On my signal, HeavenCraft, unleash Hell.
UNDERSTOOD. IT HAS BEEN AN HONOUR.
[INAUDIBLE, SOUNDS OF GUNFIRE, SCREAMING]
PREPARE THIRD FUNDING GOAL.
May our bones feed the new world.
// END TRANSMISSION //
H Y P E R M A L L : P O S T H U M A N
B L U E S
When I started HyperMall, I never thought it would get this big or that anyone would even care. Your kindness and support means everything to me.
I will be holding a vote for DLC 3 VERY SOON once I've sketched out the possibilities. If there's things you want, let me know in the comments! I really love to hear from you!
As a reminder, HyperMall: Unlimited Violence is getting a physical release Kickstarter in the summer (more info forthcoming). In the meantime, I'm working hard on Freakshit Catalogue (also coming in the summer) and The Final Layout.
Thank you, sincerely
JD
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Status | In development |
Category | Physical game |
Author | Rat Bastard Games |
Genre | Action |
Tags | Cyberpunk, Dark Humor, Dystopian, Liminal space, No AI, Sci-fi, Tabletop, Troika, Tabletop role-playing game |
Languages | English |
Accessibility | High-contrast |
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