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Hi hi! I made a full autosheet for the game - though it evidently includes basically all player-side content (backgrounds, mutations, psionics, etc) so I won't share it publicly but uhhhhhhhhhh you may be interested?

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Yay! Sent!

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When you level up a character, do you add 10 + your current level in Debt, or 10 + your next level? 

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current level

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Thank you! 

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Hey, just bought the game :) Looks really cool, gonna play it with my friends when i get the chance. Just wanted to say that im not sure the line about flouridated water in the intro paragraphs is super cool. The idea that fluoride in the water is harmful is like... wrong. And belief in that idea can easily be a gateway that leads people into far right beliefs (for an example, see Australian TV chef Pete Evans). As such, it might be better to replace the reference with like leaded water, since that's already mentioned on page 63. Sorry for the little monologue, just something I think could be changed for the better.

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I left it in because I trust my readers are smart enough to know that anti-fluoride stuff is bullshit. I appreciate the feedback and it is something I will consider changing on the next editing pass. 

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Understandable, have a nice day.

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okay upon further thought i have one bad thing to say about this game: it feels kinda man centric. there are a few classes that have hate women as a passion but no hates men,  ya know? I get wanting to avoid being misogynistic, but there are as many women that are weird about capitalism as there men.  I saw the freak shit catalog is going to have a mom contract killing as a side gig class, so that's nice, hope there's more like that.

otherwise, great game, no notes

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It's something I'm aware of and actively working on

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DUDE, THIS IS FUCKED. THIS IS RAW.

EVERYONE SAYS THIS, CONTRACTOR

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Random question: what would happen if the HyperMall and Alpha Complex came into contact with one another?

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they would kiss

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Really? I figured they'd immediately go to war while accusing one another of being Communist.

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kill everyone now

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all six billion of them, even

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You should commission someone to make a D66 die and sell it

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This is a repost of my 5 star review

"This is one of those few games, like GREED, like Troika in the sense that it just causes an outpouring of creativity for everyone at the table. The writing is immaculate to deliver a unified tone of the gross, the unfettered and the deeply inhuman,

If you want a good time, buy this game and buy it again."

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THANK YOU, CITIZEN. YOU WILL BE SPARED.

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If i were to write down every time this book make me laugh id find the itch.io comment limit

YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR DAILY JOY QUOTA. PLEASE REPORT TO HUMAN RESOURCES FOR REEDUCATION.

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I NOW UNDERSTAND TRUE [love], 10/10.*

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I MISSED OUT ON A FREE COPY BUT I'LL BUY ONE WHEN I GET PAID

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I HAVE ACQUIRED A FREE COPY I AM READY TO TORMENT MY FRIENDS  COLLEAGUES 

THEY WILL UNDERSTAND PAIN

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I ACQUIRED A FREE COPY BUT NOW I AM GIVING YOU MONEY IN PREPARATION FOR EXPOSING MY PLAYERS TO THEIR FIRST TARGET: A BASEBALL PLAYER WHOSE CHAOS GRAND SLAM THREATENS THE NEW FUNKCHUNKOPOP™ GIGAFACTORY

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HE MUST BE DEFEATED, CITIZEN. OUR SHAREHOLDERS DEMAND IT. 

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I purchased this CONSUMER PRODUCT to offset the ravenous parasites and keep the manufacturer in business. I have distributed fifteen copies laced with hyperillegal stimulants to endangered species and as such have voided the warranty. I love capitalism, glory to the dollar value.

FUCK THEM ENDANGERED SPECIES

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This absolute banger of a game was missing an online character sheet, so I made one, with Contract tracker so your players know where and how they lost money, and "automated" hit locations because discord bots hate d66s

I'M BLOWN AWAY, THIS IS STELLAR WORK. 

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HYPERMALL: UNLIMITED VIOLENCE is type 3 fun. Bad things will happen to your character. You will not be able to explain any of it to your mother without making her question your life choices. Spending debt is weird and sad and genuinely makes me want to hit things until they die (positive), and if that sentence doesn't make any sense to you, please play the game I promise you just need context.

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THIS IS VERY KIND EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK OUT SHOUTING CROW'S GAMES THEY ARE VERY GOOD

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PRAISE BE TO THE CONSUMER!

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HALLOWED IS ITS MAW

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This game watered my crops, shot the corpos on my tail, gave me multiple physical and neurological mutations(probably positive), and I haven't even read it yet. Bitchin game!

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THANK YOU.  GET BACK TO WORK.

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Oh right I should drop this bitchass here

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*EXTREMELY CORRECT BUZZER NOISE*

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Based

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I regret buying this. 10/10 would give my money again 

(i love it )

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BUYER PROTECTIONS HAVE BEEN REMOVED FOR YOUR SAFETY. NO REFUNDS. 

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I HAD TO SELL A KIDNEY TO BUY THIS (I claimed a community copy thank you so much I love you sir you deserve the world best of lucks with everything)

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HUNTER-KILLER BIODRONES HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION, PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION

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Thanks for you're product.

Who should I email or otherwise smesssage if I were to make some piece of media talking about how emotionally invested I am in this game I downloaded 3 minutes ago?

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you can find me on twitter @ratbastardgames

I really do need to make a proper business email

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gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. if you read this you have to buy it, even if you already have a copy, even if you have no money, even if you're late to your dog's warehouse logistics management certification graduation. buying as soon as i have the dough and as soon as i get my hustle on, but not being able to buy it for lack of expendable money means i'm already playing!

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community (free) copies go up pretty regularly! 

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I'll be keeping my eye out for sure! Not that I'm gonna hold out for free stuff, you deserve the moolah. I'm here after watching the dragonkid vid, probably like many people here and I need to get my grimy paws on this asap, even if I don't get to run it

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Hey there. Odd question soz, but is there anywhere I can see the options that weren't voted on for the third dlc. I might like to at some point homebrew something based on the unselected choices

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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1cHXr8g4-Oz4nnuLkYm1au7GHJYzZCnfuo30bOZ2tgd4/edi...

Here you go! If you use em for something, let me know!

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It's looking like the sheet is only saying 'responses are closed' soz

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try it now. It'll probably let you vote lol

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Fuck capitalism and fuck your sale. Im buying this full price IDIOT.

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You have been reported to the Sale Enforcement Authority. Please comply.

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I declare! This Consumer Product™ is choice! I simply must put in the media-troph for the young ones to nibble!

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*EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER NOISE*

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I am not entirely sure how I got here but boy am I here. In further news I have decided to subject my friends to this.

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HAVE A GOOD TIME, CITIZEN

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I absolutely love this but could we please have a version with bookmarks

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That's on the horizon. I agree, it's really annoying to navigate as is.

Also planning to add an index of relevant tables at the end of the book. We'll see how that goes, but definitely getting bookmarks.

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brilliant and fun (and peak Cruelty Squad or whatever that aesthetic could be called) and I utterly adore the art, true creative vomit I love it


it's clearly so thoughtfully done, great work dude

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THANK YOU, CITIZEN. YOU WILL RECEIVE A 10 MINUTE HEAD START.

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Absolutely cannot wait to run this, looks sick as hell!

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THANK YOU, CITIZEN. YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS HAVE BEEN LOGGED AND YOU HAVE BEEN DOCKED FIFTEEN (15) MINUTES PAY FOR TIME THEFT. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY. 

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このゲームはとてもいいです!がんばってね

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Thank you!

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Game looks great, I just wish it cost more.

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You're absolutely right. I should put it on negative sale.

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Took a good read through of this upon purchasing, and to be honest this is as close as it gets to being the TTRPG equivalent of a Machine Girl album in the best way possible - down to the chaotic visuals and the raw energy within the prose (I would recommend blasting their music while reading it)

Also great to know that I'm not the only one who loves the concept of critting on triple 6's!

11/10 would absolutely go insane playing this

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THANK YOU, CITIZEN. YOUR KIND WORDS HAVE ENTITLED YOU TO 10% OFF ON SELECT MENU ITEMS AT PARTICIPATING FAST FOOD RETAILERS. SOME CONDITIONS APPLY. 

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Listen, if the players don't all kill themselves after playing this game you're doing it wrong.  The whole point is for them to kill themselves.  To confirm the meritocracy the blood has to look like it's on their hands.  Or you could get impatient and enact fascism to kill them and yourself.  Doesn't matter much either way.  The lolcows are all out of milk and there's nothing left but emptiness.

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THANK YOU, CITIZEN. YOU GET IT.

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Ran a game with 5 players independent contractors to kill a baseball star, the creative freedom this game allows in figuring out how to permanently kill your targets leads to players finding the absolute funniest ways they can accomplish their goal. Amazing work so far, and I'm loving the improvements to the rules you've been working on! Hoping you can dethrone Lancer once more!

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With your help, Citizen, we will reclaim the Mandate of Heaven and enact The Plan.

Thank you so much. Your stream was awesome!

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I have a couple questions, is it fine if I share the PDF with friends for playing the game, and do you have plans for a physical edition when it’s more developed?

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Oh yeah, you can totally share it with your friends. I have no problem with that. I hope you have fun!


We do have plans for a kickstarter for a physical edition, starting sometime Summer 2024. I'll be posting more info about it soon! 

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I HATE BEING POOR

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citizen have you considered simply hustling

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Just read through most of it, this game is beautiful and so well detailed, the text is both haunting, funny and full of personality. The classes made me laugh, the mechanics made me think and the setting made me shiver, beautiful.

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Thank you, that's really kind

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THANK YOU KINDLY FOR THE FOLLOW

Thanks aside, I was howling reading this, some of the funniest and most bitter writing I've read in a while. Not super sure how it runs, but as an an inspirational text for your next cyberpunk corpo-horror game, it's gorgeous.

ANY chance of 3rd Party licensing?

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if by 3rd party licensing you mean writing stuff compatible with HM:UV, yeah absolutely go for it. 

I'm going to be releasing an SRD for the "Rat System" which is what HyperMall uses soon

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If you like the RPG world-building of Paranoia, but also enjoy smoking BathSalts, this is The Product™ for you.

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THANK YOU,  CIVILIAN 

E N J O Y

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